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Pumpkin Noodle

A pumpkin noodle is when you eat spaghetti off of your girlfriends ass and than vomit it back up on her chest and carve your name in the puke.
"Dude, las night Jessica and I had the breast pumpkin noodles, and I got to sign her chest."
by The NoodleMystero September 4, 2013
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pumpkin dutch oven

Veda consummated his wedding at the stroke of midnight with a ripe pumpkin dutch oven. It was so powerful that Nishta was transformed.
by Bhaisaab April 27, 2014
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Pumpkin Spice Syndrome

Pumpkin Spice Syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.
Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”

Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”

Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic Pumpkin Spice syndrome that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”

Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”

G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”
by ClownCakes November 5, 2018
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Pumpkin Puss Wagon

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride
by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022
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blueberry pumpkin patch

when you squeeze a cock before ejaculation and hold near the tip till it turns blue, the let it go slowly until it turns into an orangey red color while u cum
by I am gerard June 21, 2016
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