Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.
Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"
"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"
"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"
"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need hide them in your anus.
"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"
"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"
"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need hide them in your anus.
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When you are hung over and about to vomit. Find the closest friend wearing a hooded sweatshirt. Proceed to throw up in their hood and then lift the hood over their head in one swift motion, thus completing the puke sandwich.
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Get the Puke Sandwich mug.1. May refer to any item that induces vomitting. This can be something disgusting, such as puke. This could also cause vomitting chemically, similar to the use of epicap. In the case of Vomit Comet, this would be similar, however the substance of digestional disturbance would be a solid rather than a liquid
2. Also sometimes refers to the vomit expelled from a person who has not eaten much food lately. This gives the vomit little thickness, thus resulting in a watery juice-like fluid. (Puke Juice)
3.The stream of vomit emmited when someone is in the process of puking. (Vomit Comet)
4. May also occasionally refer to puke that is forceful enough to actually force the head of the puker backward (in extreme circumstances). (Vomit Comet)
2. Also sometimes refers to the vomit expelled from a person who has not eaten much food lately. This gives the vomit little thickness, thus resulting in a watery juice-like fluid. (Puke Juice)
3.The stream of vomit emmited when someone is in the process of puking. (Vomit Comet)
4. May also occasionally refer to puke that is forceful enough to actually force the head of the puker backward (in extreme circumstances). (Vomit Comet)
Person 1: Hey, have you ever taken the 1 gallon of milk challenge?
(Approximately fifteen minutes later)
Person 2: Great, now there's puke juice all over my kitchen floor.. Why did you say this would be a good idea??
Puke Juice (sometimes Vomit Comet). Sorry, UD said I had to include the word.
(Approximately fifteen minutes later)
Person 2: Great, now there's puke juice all over my kitchen floor.. Why did you say this would be a good idea??
Puke Juice (sometimes Vomit Comet). Sorry, UD said I had to include the word.
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