protest dump

Relieving oneself in front of a locked bathroom. Don't lock our turds out!

After a lovely hike, was chagrined to find the park bathroom locked up tight. So I dropped trou and lodged a protest dump to remind city workers who they work for.

by MohFoh December 11, 2017

Professor Ryan

A Professor on a Harry Potter server. He is a horrible and rude person. He is telling other people that they are fake or that their boyfriends are fake. He is very lonely and he has no friends. That's why he is bullying other people. All he wants is attention.

Curtis: Oh my lord. All he wants is attention. He must be Professor Ryan

by Wizabell January 4, 2018

Professor Ryan

A prep that is a professor on a hp server that tells everyone that they are fake. Obviously, he is the fakest person on earth. He tells other people that they are fake to get attention because he has no friends and loves attention. People don't like him and just want to get rid of him but he won't go. Most people define him a prep because he acts like one.

Curtis: Oh my lord. He just wants attention. He must be a Professor Ryan

by Wizabell January 5, 2018

Professor Genius

A person who has a ego so big, that they feel the need to call themselves both Professor and Genius and insist that others do the same

Student: "Good Morning Professor"
Professor: "I actually prefer to be called Professor Genius. Since, you know. I'm so smart.
Student: *Sigh*

by kople700 July 22, 2018

Professor X

A man who looses sensation in their legs as a result of sitting on the toilet for too long.

Hey, did you hear about Travis? He professor X’ed himself because fell asleep while taking a shit.

by Chase77 August 12, 2018

professora cristina

I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO 107!!! I HAVE NO CLASS MANAGEMENT AND I SUCK AT TEACHING!!!!!

Lately, Ronny has been acting like a professora cristina, I hate him when hes like that.

by insidecheesegrater September 25, 2018

professor beep

The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!

Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018