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City Possum

(Noun)

A big ass, scary ass, dirty ass animal that eat shit that people drop and stuff they put in there trash. If you trow bread at it the possum will tip over.

p.s- don' t get close to it or it will throw dem hands
Aye yo Abby that city possum over there is eating my left over pop-tart and Dino nuggets. I'm finna go caboodle his noodle ya heard
by Light Skin Chris February 5, 2019
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kai postman 2.0

A squared headed post man who can't drive
that pussy kai needs to get his licence kai postman 2.0
by kainelias November 19, 2019
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Pork possum lover

When a black man shits on a black woman for a white woman's validation and acceptance to show they are greater than the average man
“Ion like black girls they loud but I love white girls they chill asf”
“Your a pork possum lover aren’t you”
“Huh”
Never mind bro”
by Wavsyet January 11, 2021
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playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.
I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.
by anonymous November 19, 2021
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Oli-Possum

The sexiest person youll meet. Very kind and understanding. Fun and flirty. Makes your day better and makes you want to spank her ass till u break your wrist. Wife material
I met a girl today. Such an Oli-possum 😍
Youre so lucky marry her asap.
by Elenasass March 8, 2022
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Awesome Possum

No clue it’s what buzz says to me
I’ll be there at 2:00. “Awesome possum
by Dweber September 4, 2022
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The postman

If you’re stuck in a situation, call the postman.
by Kingjoel October 23, 2022
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