Poser Foods 

Fake vegetarian food alternatives similar to meat products.

Person #1: Are you having chicken? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Person #2: I still am. This is one of those poser foods.

Poser Foods by Megan the Vegetarian July 29, 2007

poser sleeve

A sleeve tattoo only on the forearm, sleeves should be worked down from the shoulder.

dude look at that kids poser sleeve
what a fag

poser sleeve by hhhhhhh444 March 17, 2009

poser punk 

People who think they're punk for listening to Good Charlotte,Yellowcard and Simple Plan and Avril. Not even knowing of the Sex Pistols,the Clash and the Ramones. The real inventors of the punk genre.

Poser:Oh that Sid Vicious guy is hot!is he married?
Punk:...he's not alive,and he married Nancy Spungen.
Poser:oh I knew that!I was only kidding.

poser punk by IndieRocker September 18, 2005

poser metal

Metallica. Plain and simple.

Metallica is Poser Metal Extreme.

poser metal by Bitchkitty August 8, 2005

Poser Skater 

If you are a Poser Skater, you probably do all of the following:

- You always wear and have items from popular skating brands such as Thrasher, Santa Cruz, Dickies, Vans, Nike SBs, and Supreme.

- Try to use skating to get girls or guys.

- Try to look and be cool.

- Always wear clothing items like beanies, hoodies, T-shirts, and baggy jeans.

If you do all of the following you can proceed with either of these options:

A. Get a Life.

or

B. Go fuck yourself.

Did you see _____ today? He is so hot! Maybe he'll teach me how to skate...

Nah. Don't go after him, he's a Poser Skater.

Poser Skater by UrMom'sHouse February 11, 2021

poser bro 

Not a true bro. Someone who acts like a bro and pretends to bro out, but in reality they are just posing. They remain sober and leave their boys hangin for unbrolike activities.

Why isn't David drinking? He's sober and being the biggest poser bro tonight.
Noah's left us hangin to be with his bitch again. What a poser bro.

poser bro by J-Boogie aka TruBro4Life December 14, 2010

poser shredding 

when a poser shreds up his board on a ledge or a sidewalk to make it looks like he grinds

guy 1: is he testing out that sidewalk curb with his new board?

guy 2: naw man he is poser shredding

poser shredding by atsxpw March 5, 2011