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Alaskan Palm Pilot

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.
Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
by Joe24Pack February 9, 2010
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Palmer chocolate

Cheap chocolate, usually bought by divorced second class parents who think there children wouldn't mind eating shit on Easter.

It is better than crap Hershey. Though Kit-Kat's are amazing.
Justin: The chocolate isn't even that bad.
Ashie: F*ck Palmer chocolate, its nasty. Hershey FTW.
Justin: No. Hershey's suck. That is whats nasty.
by lemontwinkie April 25, 2010
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Rosy Palm

With some kind of lubrication, rubbing the tip of your dick's head against the palm of your other hand.
I don't shake my friend's hand anymore because I saw him doing the "rosy palm".
by OliverS May 5, 2005
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Palm Meadows

a gated community inside of bangalore india. it is gated to keep the poor people out and the slightly darker shade of indians. everyones parents are super loaded and as a result they have lots of money for drugs that are done in the park. recently signs have popped up at the park. indian parents are known to be very gay.
"Ramana is not allowed in palm meadows cuz he is poor and dark"
"i couldnt fuck my girlfriend cuz her dad would eat me"
"we were all doing weed at the park"
"palm meadows is a breeding ground for crime and gluttony"
by Shivownz yo mamma and Hasan December 31, 2008
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Palm

An adjective that is used to describe a situation that is unfortunate but still acceptable. 'Palm' is a portmanteau word that blends the words 'peak' and 'calm.' The term originates from the suburbs of North West London.
"Are you going to be at that party on Saturday, fam?"
"Nah bro I've got to go to my aunt's wedding that night."
"Ahh that's palm. Guess I'll see next week then."
by BantersaurusRex123 August 2, 2016
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Navajo Palm

An old sex technique that is essentially the act of fisting a female, whilst coitus is occurring, and then proceeding to use said fist to firmly grab your own penis (internally within the female) and jack yourself off. Most successfully performed with three participants, although skilled individuals can execute the move themselves.
Hell yeah I took that girl home from the Nickleback concert. She was pretty loose though and not much was happening, and I had hurry up to make it to Video Bible Camp on time, so I didn't have much of a choice but to bust out the Navajo Palm and finish myself off.
by 509Welch March 29, 2011
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west palm beach

1. A really NORMAL place to live.

2. A place that mental people rat about hamburger and ice cream prices on on urban dictionary
1. I live in West Palm Beach, and i dont know anyone who has gotten shot, murdered, or raped.

2. Some City Ice Cream Vendor: 1.59 per ice cream!
West Palm Ice Cream Vendor; 1.60 per ice cream!
Idiot; OMFG, WEST PALM BEACH IS SO HORRIBLE!
by bobby brown! April 19, 2007
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