crusty poop

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair

Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.

by Disel2013 March 26, 2017

Poop cork

When you have a bad stomach ache and torturous gas pains, so you go to the toilet to pass the gas. A small, hard turd pops out and goes "BOP!" and then all the gas passes at once, and you experience a rapid deflation of your colon.

Poop cork: Thank god I popped that "Poop cork" because the stomach pains were unbearable.

by bachmanitoven October 21, 2012

Poop Digger

Poop Digger, either talks a lot of shit, or smells like shit. Most of all these people walk like a penguin..aka waddles around. You can tell these kinds of people by looking at them. Pants down low, hat to the side, with their asses hanging out, smelling like shit as you walk by.

That kid over there must be a "Poop Digger" acting all macho.

by Fredricksin May 26, 2011

poop murder

1) A large volume of feces in a toilet that resembles a murder scene.

2) A lower pain in the stomach the causes one to run to the nearest bathroom resulting in a massive dump clogging the toilet.

3) A nasty looking and smelling place with a huge amount of debris.

1) "oh lord! There's so much poop in there it looks like someone got murdered."

2) "Did you see him take off to the bathroom? Better call the plumber, looks like there's gonna be another poop murder."

3) " That place was so messy and nasty smelling. Reminds me of a poop murder."

by Big Sugar Rivers August 9, 2012

Poop Cake

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.

Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."

by Icky Dongus July 18, 2019

Bubble poop

When you take a poop and see bubbles in your poop and your like what's that? It's bubble poop

poop

So a kid goes to the bathroom at school and poops and then he looks down. He had bubble poop. Then he goes to class and say to the teacher "I had some mad bubble poop today teacher"

by Bathroomjokes101 August 23, 2016

retarded poop

poop that wont come out

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop

by jaymo612 July 10, 2015