panda clam

a vagina closed up with hardened sand while the woman sleeps. usually done to asians as a joke.

i gave korin a panda clam

by PandaSandTheAsian December 4, 2007

Panda Dick

an ironic intentional mispronunciation of the word pedantic used to prompt a correction that proves respondents pedantic nature.

1: "Stop being a panda dick"
2: "Don't you mean pedantic"
1: "your doing it still!"

by Jake S47 December 14, 2008

Panda-Z

PANDA-Z is a very cute panda. It flies planes. It also has a large robot panda that it controls, evilly. They make for very cute stickers.

PANDA-Z stickers are hardcore.

by jujodi November 8, 2006

Panda Tits

Weird looking or unusual breast

Look at this tit pic Cheryl just sent me! Ugh, dude those some nasty panda tits!

by -aNoN- August 4, 2015

purple panda

command for calling a window seat when the initial "shotgun" call has already been called.

Dude let's go to Wendy's...Shotgun... dang it Purple Panda. Now I got to sit next to that stinky sweaty hairy fat ass NARB bastard.

by Tom/Conwell April 15, 2007

gay panda

A rare, but real case where two (or more) male panda bears forsake their dwindling numbers and have anal sex with each other. The reason this is so rare is because the population is so low that rarely would two male pandas get put in captivity together so anyone could actually watch them.

Hey, you see that gay panda? He is gonna get that other panda to do him up the panda butt.

eww, no wonder them fags are an endangered species.

by Oy, get off me telephone! December 28, 2005

Friendly Panda

An innocent, peaceful, and loving animal found roaming happily in captivity in China. Or a dude that pops a chubby for his sister.

Daddy, can I play with the friendly panda, can I?

Dude, you're sister is so hot! If I were you, I'd totally be a friendly panda!

by Friend of the Friendly Panda December 28, 2005