The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.
"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"
"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."
"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."
by AdmiralofShe April 10, 2017
a dog acquired during the covid pandemic that was never trained/ taught not to be an arsehole. owner usually has no control or recall of the dog and its barely litter trained.
My mate got a lockdown puppy. The thing is now fully grown but was never trained, so it's a proper arsehole. It's badly behaved and spends the whole time trying to fuck my leg.
by BranstonBeans69 June 08, 2023
The overwhelming feelings of joy or happiness started when you see a dog or puppy. Very common in self-proclaimed dog lovers.
by Awkwardturtle June 25, 2012
by Kermode the Lemon January 12, 2023
A child, an offspring of someone who is annoying and obnoxious. See also loin fruit, crotch goblin, fuck trophy...
Omg did you see Karen letting her panty puppy cough all over Starbucks? Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
by HBIC-GS January 14, 2021
by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016
A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..
Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..
They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..
Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..
They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..
My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..
Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..
Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..
by Highducky May 06, 2022