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Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020
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Dock rat

A women fishermen who is hired just for cleaning and sexual favors while out at sea, and moves on to a new boat once the vessel has reached a new port.
I should hire that dock rat for the season so I can have her polish my dishes and my c@&?
by Balls and sacks June 8, 2022
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Alabama Dock Brawl

Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was fucked, but next thing my boys showed up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.
by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023
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Assisted docking

When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips
Connor got with a paraplegic guy and had to perform assisted docking when they touched tips
by Fallen Hussar February 21, 2023
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cross docking

When one male puts his dick on top of another male's dick
Hey, bro. Were you and Jordan cross docking last night? I thought I heard a fencing match through the walls.
by chillchazz June 5, 2016
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Space Docking

Shitting into a woman's vagina for pleasure. (Who the fuck in the world would do that though?)
Instead of normal vaginal sex, let's do Space Docking!
by Anonymous648978 January 22, 2018
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tavis to the dock

Can be used in any rowing sport, tavissing to the dock means put literally no efforts in the rowing or paddling action
We're done with training session. Let's tavis to the dock!
Guys, put some effort in, stop tavissing it to the dock!
by Vipers2024 June 9, 2024
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