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devil's bargain

A situation involving gaining something one would normally enjoy or benefit from, were it not gained by sacrificing some prerequisite to enjoying or benefiting from it. Also known as "The Treat Yo Self of the Magi."
He made a devil's bargain when he sold all of his teeth so he could afford a toothpaste advertised as "Our most advanced whitening formula yet!"
by Aldous Buttstuffe August 19, 2022
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Red Devil

Its one of the world record holding laptops for highest overclock on the Intel Core I7 8750H

Red Devil is known for blowing up
"what's that burning smell?"
"Don't worry, it's just Red Devil."
by NovaTheUnoriginal December 11, 2019
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devil drops

spermatozoa, 'come', goo, 'hot drops' (e.t.c.) reproductive effluent discharged by the male. (often intertwined with feeble or non-existent logic) release of 'political prisoners' encapsulated by two round spheres encapsulated in a 'sack'.

known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!
she wouldn't 'let him off', so he went home frustrated!, somewhat later he had devil drops leaping out of his 'crank'!!

she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!

devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!

the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!
by michael foolsley May 12, 2014
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Devil book

by AnieLynn4 April 24, 2021
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DEVILS FRIDAY

It's Thursday let's not get too excited.
Nah Devils Friday let's get lit
by Franklyserious September 1, 2021
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Fake Devil

when your girlfriend says she use to be freaky so now you can’t do anything hot or freaky with her cause she doesn’t like it anymore
Friend: how’s you and your girlfriend?
Me: she’s a told me she’s a fake devil so now i’m breaking up with her
by goatfucker November 11, 2019
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autistic devil

a soul that progressively enslaves humanity with absolutely zero conscious
ive heard of selling your soul ÷
with that being said yall must have split @ the big bang to become SCOTUS
# autistic devil
by get@meinspace October 6, 2018
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