Another word for pharmacy.
by JimBeam1984! January 28, 2009
Get the Box Officemug. Also known as LPO, typically work for retail stores, specializing in the recovery of merchandise and the apprehension of the shoplifter. Typically dressed in plain clothes to blend in as a shopper. LPO's use CCTV, floor observations, and 2-way windows to view the shoplifters in action.
Damn, I now have a misdemeanor on my record for life, because that damn Loss Prevention Officer arrested me over some dice!
DIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
DIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
by LPO in CA June 19, 2008
Get the Loss Prevention Officermug. Easily the largest community of officers in the United States Navy, SWOs drive ships, launch missiles, oversee safety procedures, control the public affairs outlook of ships, plan tactics, conduct safety inspections, make sure the engines are running smoothly, stand watches, maintain weapons caches, ensure smooth power flow, throw everyone around them under a bus so they can sleep and/or get promoted, cry nonstop, attempt to commit suicide but fail because they have absolutely no energy, and much more. Basically, they do everything on a ship with the notable exceptions of: sleep, have free time, and enjoy their life.
Despite the financial, educational, and prestige incentives, the Navy has an extremely difficult time retaining SWOs because their lives suck so badly. It's generally the last choice of designators, filled by people who either have to serve in the Navy because it paid for their college, or lunatics who volunteer to be a SWO and almost immediately regret their decision.
Despite the financial, educational, and prestige incentives, the Navy has an extremely difficult time retaining SWOs because their lives suck so badly. It's generally the last choice of designators, filled by people who either have to serve in the Navy because it paid for their college, or lunatics who volunteer to be a SWO and almost immediately regret their decision.
Navy Pilot: Hey guys, wanna go to a bar after work?
Intel Officer: Sure!
SEAL Officer: Sounds like a good idea.
Supply Officer: I'm in.
Public Affairs Officer: Definitely!
Surface Warfare Officer: After work? Work never stops...ever...(cries)
Intel Officer: Sure!
SEAL Officer: Sounds like a good idea.
Supply Officer: I'm in.
Public Affairs Officer: Definitely!
Surface Warfare Officer: After work? Work never stops...ever...(cries)
by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011
Get the Surface Warfare Officermug. When, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker shits in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around the can.
"Johnson! What's that smell...what the fuck did you eat for lunch?"
"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"
"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"
by Crazy Fingers of Greater Philadelphia November 9, 2008
Get the cincinatti office bombmug. Another word for pharmacy.
by JimBeam1984! January 28, 2009
Get the Box Officemug. A term used by USAF Security Forces members. Generally refers to a female who has guzzled enough spuzzle to secure a lax desk job.
POSairman1-"Whatever happened to that new cunt we got on flight a few weeks ago?"
POSairman2-"Shes a back office bitch now. If you need her I think shes under the commander's desk."
POSairman2-"Shes a back office bitch now. If you need her I think shes under the commander's desk."
by pat790 September 2, 2010
Get the Back Office Bitchmug. When you take a shit so massive the toilet gets blocked.
Originating from 'box' being used to describe a toilet - ie shit box.
Originating from 'box' being used to describe a toilet - ie shit box.
Jethro: Wow dad I can smell that from my bedroom!
Dad: Right on Jethro, I just did a box office smash!
Dad: Right on Jethro, I just did a box office smash!
by gold member October 4, 2005
Get the box office smashmug.