Horse Rape

When someone sticks both arms up your ass sidways and shakes them like jello.

IM gonna Horse rape your mom all night till she shit out blood.

by Dustin Mislan January 2, 2009

Charlie Horse

Usually due to a lack of potassium, it's when your leg tightens up, causing an extremely painful sensation. Immediatley after it's over, your leg feels really good, though.

Charlie Horse! Charlie Horse! Someone get me a bananna!

by Anne Stone September 26, 2009

horse beans

Pellets of accumulated smegma (a/k/a "cheese") situated in the urethral diverticulum area in the glans (head) or inside the sheath of a horse's penis. If not removed regularly, can become painful and infectious. a/k/a/ "stallion beans".

When cleaning the horse's sheath, we were careful to remove the horse beans.

by rangerthehorse September 17, 2007

Black Horse

someone you really like, like your ideal/ultimate partner, but dont really have a chance with

regina cried when her Black Horse rejected her because she really loved him

by Left Behind December 14, 2008

paraguayan horse

In sports, a competitor/team that is off to a pretty good start in a race/league, usually taking the lead, but will most likely lose strenght and slowly drop positions in the table mid-way through, to finish in an average position. Term originated in Brazil and usually applied to football teams.

Denmark in the 1986 World Cup won their three group matches only to get hammered by Spain in their first match of the knock-out stage. That's what I call a Paraguayan horse!

by Dustin Albany September 1, 2007

horse jizz

This is hands down the best drink known to man. I personally like to give it to the Ho’s at the bar after a long night of drinking.

1 part beer of choice
1 part of milk or cream

Pour milk or cream into the bottom half of a pilsner glass. Slowly add beer on top taking special care not to mix the two. For decoration add a few splashes of milk/cream on top of the beer for the “Peter North” effect. Then just sit back and enjoy the jizzy goodness.

Problem: Damn this Fuggo bitch wont get off my nutz.

Solution: So i bought her a drink. After she slams this horse jizz, bitch will be in the bathroom puking her ass off.

Problem solved.

by suede bubba schizzle the street baptist September 15, 2006

horse feathers

A politically correct substitute for horseshit.

That is a pile of horse feathers.

by Adam Henry July 14, 2005