Opposite penis syndrome

a serious medical condition when a man gets horny he goes limp but whenever he isn't he has a raging hard-on.

-Dude do you have a boner?
-No
-Yeah right you probably have Opposite Penis Syndrome!

by stupidjeriactrictfuck February 18, 2011

opportunistic

One who takes advantages of whatever opportunites confront them.

My brother is really opportunistic. He's only 25 and already the CEO of an international company.

by sublimal June 4, 2004

Opposite of the Holocaust

Used to Describe something Amazing.

"Hey how were Katie Holmes' Tits?"
"You know the holocaust? Picture the Exact opposite of the holocaust"

by MDassassin April 25, 2007

Opportunity

Chance to have sex with. Encounter of chance in order to get naked and "Do It". To stick your purple helmet warrior into the quivering mound of love pudding of a girl you don't even know.

I have a friend with benefits because there are not many other opportunities at this time.

by Mike Diamond June 23, 2003

oppressionist

In today's world racist, sexist, Islamist.....now comes a new word which is nothing more than a rebranding of the old word.....oppressor.

This is an Oppressionist. Synonymous with Oppressor.

The Oligarchy are the chief oppressionists of our time.

by AbuMubarak October 23, 2009

Opposite Vampire

a normal, boring person who gets up when the sun rises, leads a regular life, then goes to bed when the sun sets.

Man, I can't hang out with Jennifer anymore, she's become such an opposite vampire!

by i know cool things November 5, 2011

opposate

Essentially based on the word opposite but really is a made up verb form. Its the action of actually making the opposite.

My friend Kari opposated his or her gender the other day at the clinic.

I need to opposate my stance on Bush and stop supporting mentally challenged individuals as leaders of the free world.

by dtg295 October 9, 2008