whiz note

a mental note one makes while whizzing. not necessarily about whiz, but anything.

Matt: Joe, what were you about to say?
Joe: Oh shit, I forgot to make a whiz note.

by hmickeyd November 5, 2011

sticky noting

The act of a male ejaculating onto the face of his opponent submitting to him, then placing a sticky note to their head using the ejaculate as a supplement to the existing adhesive. The note typically reads some form of derogatory slur used to inflict maximum psychological damage and humiliation after the act of conquest is complete.

We'll see how chill they are after sticky noting "eat shit" to their cum drenched foreheads.

by FarbenLehre April 15, 2017

Scandal Noted

Created by comedian, Pete Holmes. A shortcut phrase to be used when referencing a celebrity, place, or event as an example for something other than a well known negative issue about it. The idea is to avoid the negative event being a distraction from the point of the statement or story. It also acknowledges that the speaker is aware of the scandal, so that discussion is not necessary.

It's true that he ran a lot of yardage this season, and that's impressive. It doesn't beat the record still held by O.J. Simpson, Scandal Noted, of the record for the single-season yards-per-game average at 143.1.

by Challenger45 June 29, 2024

Note

1. A small reminder, mentally or physically, of something you think/thought you might forget.

2. The name for a certain tone an instrument makes, or a symbol on a musical score.

"Are you going to actually take notes in class, or are you going to sit there and watch Roblox porn on your tablet again?"

"Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm on Urban Dictionary writing down the definition of note. That was 1 time, alright?! Get off my case.."

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"Can't you play the notes on your piano correctly?"

"I don't play piano, you're gaslighting yourself."

by that guy who took the last one June 29, 2024

a sad song with a few wrong notes

basically means "youre bad at pretending to be depressed" and "we can literally tell"

Emo dude mid argument: You dont know what ive been through
Other guy idk: man youre acting like a sad song with a few wrong notes

by Uh What July 1, 2021

NOTE

verb; 1. To notice or observe with care: 2. to record or preserve in writing; 3. To make special mention of: 4. Remark.
noun; 1. A musical sound;2. A cry, call, or sound (as of a bird); 3. A special tone in a person's words or voice; 4. A character in music used to indicate duration of a tone by it's shape and pitch by it's position on the staff; 5. A characteristic feature: Mood, Quality (of optimism); 6. Memorandum; 7. A brief and informal record; also a written or printed comment or explanation; 8. A written promise to pay a debt; 9. A piece of paper money; 10. A short informal letter; 11. A formal diplomatic or official communication; 12. Distinction, Reputation (an artist of..); 13. Observation, Notice, Heed (take of the time); 14. A brief record of facts; 15. A short letter; 16. Annotation in book; 17. Banknote; Eminence; 18. Set as thing to be remembered; p.p. Celebrated, well known for; n.19. Single tone of definite pitch made by instruments, voices, etc;

Take NOTE of the subject the speaker is talking about.
It takes practice to get a NOTE to sound perfect.

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 19, 2022

E note

LOOK AT YOU LOOK AT YOU LOOK AT YOU LOOK AT YOU

L-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN L-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. E note

by Startupedition April 21, 2024