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Safe points

An abitury scale of trust, similar to lad points but less homosexual,
used often by the working class, mainly Bengali male adolescents, sometimes white males if circumstances allow,

they are used in the north of England and signify trust between two friends, No safe can be used to signify the loss of trust
lad 1'hey did u keep that secret'

lad 2'ye mate'
lad 1 'muchos safe points'

another example
lad 1 ' did u snake me out'
lad 2 'ye'
lad 1 'no safe man'
by RUle britania December 5, 2017
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Laughing Point

Describing how easily a person laughs at things. Comparable to the boiling point (where the water starts to boil when it becomes too hot). Laughing point is the point where you start laughing at something when you find something funny.

Directly translated from the Chinese word ‘笑点’
'You have a high laughing point'.
'Really? I think my laughing point is quite low. I laugh at almost everything'.
by mochibabe April 14, 2020
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FUPA Point

The point in continuous weight gain when one must make a conscience decision to start tucking in the overhanging belly fat in the waistband of pants. Usually resulting in a jump up in pants sizes and a fupa
After hitting his FUPA Point, Craig went from jeans size 38waist to size 46waist overnight.
by Wreediculous October 20, 2013
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BOD point

The point at which there is no reason for you to be alive. The "better off dead" point.
Tom: I would say FML but i have no life to fuck. I'm at the BOD point.
by monkeyjameson33 February 9, 2010
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gash points

A scoring system designed to allow the fair distribution of sexual favours. Gash points may be achieved by the display of wit, athleticism, physical attributes (ie' genitals) intelligence, skills and wealth.
Playing the guitar while doing pressups? That's worth twenty gash points!
by scottsman_too_hotsman March 7, 2009
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point percy

To aim one's penis at the urinal.
Yeah, had a few tubes with the boys then just as the food arrived I had to point percy and wouldn't you know when I got back the mongrels had taken me steak.
by Ockerbloke November 26, 2007
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Weston Point

Was the only decent part of Runcorn left, located on the decent side of The Mersey.
That is until a load of scouser rejects turned up and the place turned into a shithole.

Residents, mutated by years of heavy chemical exposure are indesructable, but are still clever enough to know to barracade thier windows lest their tele's get robbed.
Weston Point was a fine village till the reject scousers had off with me car and threw up on me cat.
by Savvy McNoodle December 9, 2007
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