False homo

A serious condition in which a straight guy deemed as gay by his peers starts to become attracted to men due to peer pressure.

Bob: Joe u r gay
Joe: NO IM NOT BOB

2 WEEKS LATER:

Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉
Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands

by East Timor April 23, 2017

homo flexus

someone who flexes on his bitch

Scientist: 'This right here is a homo flexus'
Homo flexus: 'Check my Rolex doc'

by BatroniekBochtwerper June 7, 2018

Homo mayonnaise

When your giving head and you nan screams that she cant breath but you remember how much you hate her so you carry on, but then you remember you had taco-bell last night and you shit everywhere, so to try and make it up to you sister you piss in her mouth.

Me :Sorry about my homo mayonnaise last night

Gran gran: its okay hubba bubba

by Black ugly men April 18, 2023

weasel homo

A straight guy who has sex with guys, but doesn't want anyone to know about it, but everyone knows.

Denial closet case

Guy 1: "Did you hear Taylor sucked his dick?"
Guy 2: "What a weasel homo."

by Dream3ater December 13, 2015

Homo Faber

A type of sexmove in which one party impregnates the other, assumes they get an abortion, leaves them, returns after their child is legal, in order to travel with it around Europe start a romantic relationship, sleep with them, and have them die in an accident.

Hey, you remember Laura? I pulled a Homo Faber on her.

by Packinsomehos April 22, 2021

Homo habalus

Someone that want's to be politically correct every time and don't want to swear or insult someone.

Ma'an, why you dont have your own opininon, just take your side, you can't just keep habaling this. Or you are Homo habalus type of person?

by mugjack May 5, 2021

homo/sapien

Neopronouns normally used by closeted gay men to identify eachother online

I use homo/sapien pronouns but can you please use homo more

by _baka_ July 8, 2021