I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

Fridging

the act of looking longingly into a fridge hoping a food substance will inspire you but without reward.

Jesus, Derrick! Stop fridging. Shut the bloody door. You keep staring into the fridge like different food is going to magically appear. News flash. It won’t.

by OnlyVic&Paul April 11, 2022

Fridge Mayo

Fridge Mayo is a SkyBlock player who restarted over 10 times and has gotten over 100 million networth every single time as well as a known zealot grinder

What is Fridge mayo doing.

by SkyBlock November 23, 2020

fridge

notes on the fridge

Love, double shift tonight. left you beer in the fridge. chicken broth ready. chop something into. leave me a goodnight ciggy. 🖤🦍

by Krkič July 8, 2019

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

fridge magnet

someone with a fuck ton of piercings

that emo chick over there looks like a fucking fridge magnet

by Apple bong April 24, 2023

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back into the box with no rapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025