Southern Newport

When a female touches herself with Vick’s vaporub.

When Becky had a sinus infection, she accidentally, she used the Vick’s instead of live and gave herself a Southern Newport

by Stubby82 January 4, 2026

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Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

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Hard Problem of Neopositivism

The more sophisticated successor's struggle: trying to ground science and meaning in logic and empirical data while wrestling with the realization that observation is theory-laden, and no final, pure "protocol sentence" exists. The hard problem is that the boundary between analytic (logic/math) and synthetic (empirical) statements, which the whole system relied on, turned out to be blurry. Quine's "web of belief" showed you can't test a single statement in isolation—you can always save a cherished hypothesis by adjusting other parts of the network.

Example: "The neopositivist insisted science was just cumulative facts. The hard problem hit when a paradigm shift made him reject facts he'd previously sworn were verified. He realized the 'facts' were never raw data; they were stories he believed until a better story came along." Hard Problem of Neopositivism

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

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