nathan

a horny ass motherfucker who laughs like a seal. likes to steal, cheaper than a happy meal.
cringey af, likes to dab 24/7. tries to get everyone to touch his chest

u see that guy watching hentai in class? what a nathan

by Prexlcan November 12, 2018

Nathan

Enjoys green bubble tea. Talks for the sake of talking. Completely invested in the most recent memes that no one else finds funny. Will do you dirty. Is and will always be 14 :)

Hey Nathan did you ejaculate and evacuate last night?

by Natedogsturdikat July 4, 2018

Nathan

The type of person who would check his name on urban dictionary and would be surprised to see that all Nathan's showcased on urban dictionary are apparently amazing

Nathan oh ye he exists ye mmhmmm ye I don't know why but he wrote his own urban dictionary definition and it bearly describes him.

by S0me_Guy August 6, 2018

Nathan

A man who lives up to the hype, he must instagram his work out routine and videos of his dog who is basically the equivalent of a girlfriend. He plays FIFA on his wide screen tv and screams at the top of his little lungs if he misses a goal. Nathan will also steal dog food even when he has enough money to buy another house.

Dog: can you please pay attention to me?
Nathan : please go alway I’m just about to make a goal, FUCK I just missed it, FUCKING SHIT MAN!

by Izzzme January 19, 2019

nathan

the type of guy you would find in the corner of the women's bathroom blending up his piss and shit, the offering it to you. you could also find him in the air vent eating the lint and dust off the sides with a fork. he is the type of guy that would attempt to give an angry porcupine a hug.

oh my god, he's such a nathan

by pee.pee_poo.poo February 6, 2019

Nathan

Really dumb he will steal your stuff talk like a cowboy and will vape.

person 1: whats a cow boy

person 2: Nathan

by itz the Train October 9, 2018

Nathan

Means nothing

“Yo what you doing tonight”
“Im doing Nathan man let’s chill”

by Skippadippa69 May 15, 2018