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Bruised Nuggets

What happens after you take a serious beating to your ballsack
by 1265geechie July 4, 2020
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Brewed Nuggets

A poor ass sap of a male that gets his nuts handed to him every time he turns around from an overwhelming bitch of a spouse.
Here comes brewed nuggets. Poor guy can’t even go get a beer with us without his old lady bitching.

I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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Nugget Muncher

The insult for the common man, to describe one simply as homosexual, most commonly heard in the outer regions of the "Ghetto"
by Undead Banana Cake August 16, 2013
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Grundel Nugget

A chunk of dried skin created by a pair of sweaty, reeking balls that hang too low and are left unattended for far, far too long in the middle of a July heatwave in Utah. This chunk of skin is deposited, through the friction caused by the rippling, thunderous, hairy thighs attached to said balls, onto the swampy region found betwixt the subject's scrotum and anus, and is then found by the subject's unfortunate girlfriend when he arrives home from his four hour shift at the Fried Chicken Castle and requests a quick blowjob before plopping down to a six hour World of Warcraft marathon with the rest of the grown men in the neighborhood who reside in their mothers' basements.
Dude, I am not giving you a blow job until you switch over your mom's whites into the dryer and clean up those nasty grundel nuggets you've always got sprouting down there.
by Mangan's Sister July 1, 2011
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shimp nugget

a hot ass hard working daddy material man’s ugly rat ass tall lanky ass pink cowgirl boot coors shirt wearin skank ass hoe ass cheatin ass bitch ass cunt gf
That guys shimp nugget cheats on him with ratchet men and he is too stupid to break up with her and get with his cousins friend.
by baby momma 2.0 October 9, 2023
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Hope Nugget

When a giant mass blob starts farting to attract mates in which it creates their own gravitational pull then leaves a trail of hope nuggets.
*BRAPPPPPP* Oh god a Hope Nugget is here!
by Cowboy Planet November 22, 2020
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mr. nugget

The great amazing dude that really cares about people and is always there when you need him. He is also the food I think.
"I like to eat nuggets but I realize I'm eating Mr. Nugget" "Mr.nugget be worth 0.01 because he is uhh....I don’t know"

"Who?" "Mr nugget you look like a nugget"
by Bitter sweet Pepper October 27, 2020
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