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The Norris

A drink using 3/4th rum, (spiced or black optional) and 1/4th Sourpuss. Invented by the venerable Mr. Norris of New Scotland
Matt got completely sloshed drinking The Norris last night; he can't talk today...It was intense.
by Moxord January 10, 2014
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Norris

Noun: Fly Spray, pump action water pistol

Obsol. Cockney rhyming slang from Norris McWhirter (off of The Guinness Book of Records), to rhyme with 'squirter'
Where's the Norris? That steak's getting on my tits
by SirC-n October 8, 2020
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Norris

Norris – Slang for female ejaculation, squirting so powerful it feels like someone just smashed a Guinness World Record in your bedroom. Named after Norris McWhirter, the legendary record-keeper, because when a girl hits a Norris, it is basically a world-class water show. Think fire hose meets Niagara Falls with bonus applause.
Mate, she didn’t just squirt… she went full Norris and turned my bed into a swamp.
by Ooooo17 August 16, 2025
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Michaela mickey boo Norris

Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.
Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.

You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!
by BuckhornBoganking October 11, 2021
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navy..norris

A kind,passionate fan page of a youtube family named “The Norris Nuts
by Ally! <3 October 27, 2021
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Norris

People with this middle name need to dangle their balls over a snake pit. The middle name Norris comes from the Latin word that means "the big bald one" which perfectly describes the people that hold this middle name. But seriously, if you have this middle name, bungee jump into a pile of rat dung you piece of ass. If you plan on giving you child this middle name, drop kick your baby please.
Boy 1: What a loser,his middle name is Norris!
Boy 2: Yes daddy.
by Johnny Kirkland December 3, 2020
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