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Slippery Noodle

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.
PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."
by sinistar462 September 30, 2011
mugGet the Slippery Noodlemug.

noodle groover

Someone so high on methamphetamine that they can't hold still so their limbs waves up and down and back and forth like one of those Car Lot balloons guys.
I saw Andrew, he must have relapsed. He was so gacked out he was flailing around like a noodle Groover .
by 38th time's the charm July 27, 2016
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Hump Noodle

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion
1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning
by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 2, 2015
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wiggly noodle

When you are so drunk that the only thing you can do is lay on the floor and wiggle around joyfully.
Is that Kelsey over there laying on the kitchen floor?

"I'm a noodle! I'm a noodle! I'm a wiggly noodle !"
by DJhousekitty February 15, 2015
mugGet the wiggly noodlemug.

Sloth Noodles

When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.
Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles
by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013
mugGet the Sloth Noodlesmug.

wet noodle

a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water
owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!
by i like to move it move it!!!! January 21, 2009
mugGet the wet noodlemug.

Drain the Noodle

to urinate (used by a male)
Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave."
by KathMac December 9, 2008
mugGet the Drain the Noodlemug.

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