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Shitake Mushroom Grip

When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.
Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.
by The Bored Mechanic December 18, 2009
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visit the mushroom kingdom

by Askur December 24, 2007
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chocolate mushroom slap

After having anal sex to slap someone across the face with one's penis leaving a rectal juice mark. mushroom slap
James:"Hey Ron what happened to Adee's face?"
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."
by James izzle April 14, 2005
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mushroom-shaped welt

A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004
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slap her the mushroom

to hit a girl in the head with one's circumsised penis so hard as to leave a mark. See also mushroom tattoo.
by Brad Maynes February 4, 2003
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Intergallactic Mushroom Slap

A Mushroom Slap delivered with such force that; a bruise, swelling, permanent tissue damage, or even breakage to the jaw is resultant.
"My God Charlie, what happened?-are you ok?"

"Ben gave me an Intergallactic Mushroom Slap. Because he's on parole the government is footing the cosmetic surgery bill, so hopefully I'll be able to laugh about it in years to come."
by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009
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Cream of Mushroom Slap

Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?

Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...

Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
by SJ U KNOW August 11, 2012
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