"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Snoringmug. As a little known administrator in an obscure office you can Murphy the peaceful transition of power of an established democracy
by DCC, MD November 18, 2020
Get the Murphymug. by CKP Team November 13, 2019
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by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022
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"Murphy's second law. They exist."
"Murphy's second law. They exist."
by waddlemarco June 30, 2021
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by FuryUSness November 20, 2017
Get the pulled a Murphymug. by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022
Get the Murphy-Mitchellmug.