Joshua Murphy

Joshua Murphy is a bully and callous. He always picks on clarese and preys on little children. You will most likely find him lurking on little children at the park or writing gay fanfics about mr helmuts and his (As Josh quotes) “delicious tasting and smelling toes”.

Joshua Murphy is a callous and bully

by mrsmuffinman November 18, 2021

alfie murphy

Alfie Murphy is an annoying cretin

Oh no it’s alfie Murphy

by Glynn hurst defender October 18, 2019

Murphy Law

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.

Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.

by fxlesaint December 2, 2019

Murphy

A term used ti describe the dark line of un blended foundation thats common among women who live in halfway houses across America.

Omg!! Her make up. Is way too dark!! Someone please help that clucker fix her Murphy!!

by Silly Smalls December 19, 2020

mad guitar murphy

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .

low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .

by locks heath renegade master November 29, 2010

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game

You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline”

by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021