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Murphy's Rule

When all else fails.
Read the directions.

Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!
by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023
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Murphy

A pet neck warmer, usually made of fleece or other soft flexible fabric. A Murphy is designed in a tube like fashion to sit comfortably around a pets neck.

Most often used for warmth, pet Murphies can also be used to calm anxious pets as they create a feeling of warmth and security.
“Honey, Don’t forget to slip on Fido’ s Murphy when you take him out to potty”
by Sunshine Daze December 1, 2019
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Taylah Murphy

taylah murphy could be described as a tryhard, wannabe, stupid, dumb bitch, not-really-but-tries-to-be-slut. nobody REALLY likes her and shes literally the most annoying fucking person ever. leaving hate comments on little girls tryhard youtube video is the only heroic thing she has ever done.
Holly: OMG did . you see taylah murphy she needs to get her face fixed
Taylah's Mum: i know right i lowkey hate her
by T-fizzle dawg October 15, 2018
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Mr. Murphy

He is a top level scholar, a well educated man, a hall of fame football player, a hall of fame basketball player who averages 45.7 ppg and an outstanding 12 rebounds per game which is insane because he is 5'7''. He is also a Nascar racer who is undefeated and won the 2018 ping pong championship with his left hand. He has won the Nobel Peace prize and has a purple heart award also he won a grammy and an Oscar. He had a 4.0 gpa and went to Harvard. He secretly one the fortnite world cup it wasnt Bugha. He beat mike Tyson and Muhhamed ali in a fight with one hand. he holds over 400 world records and has a 65 inch vertical. He can do anything and everything to perfection this is only 1/12 of his accomplishments. He is insane.
by anonymous December 1, 2020
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Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.
Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018
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