Mr. Halpern

The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.

"Who's that really tall eight grader?" "Oh, that's just Mr. Halpern."

by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

Mrs. Fuglestad

A person who cannot say no or say an answer is wrong. Often because he or she does not want to make you feel bad.

Bill, "Clearly 2+2=5"
Mrs. Fuglestad, "I'm not sure, you might be right, I was thinking something else, but you might be right"

by re234 March 15, 2009

mr voller

The maths guy who thinks he is a maths genius but he is just a sad pile of shit.

Student: Voller you got a neck beard.
Mr Voller: Well i just get on with my maths

by Emile Is a black guy February 4, 2018

Mr. Dreidel

The jews version of santa, and is usually just a guy in a dreidel coustume.

Mom: look kids mr. dreidel is here with your presents!
Kids: No way, thank you mr. dreidel ive always wanted a disgusting noodle kugel!!!

by Hood safari November 15, 2016

mr stoddart

the fittest teacher in the world

wow mr stoddart is looking great today

by falafel13693758 March 10, 2020

Mr g

The only ok teacher in everest rated pe teacher but his trim is not rated.

Mr g is not fresh

by Its.scr November 20, 2019

Mr Philip

If Atticus from To Kill A Mockingbird was a person in our time, this would be him. He is rockin out his beard and edgyness

Mr Philip was seen with Mr Gatti kissing behind room 317.

by I arent click that April 29, 2019