Moist toes

They are toes that are moist.
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1 Synonym for it is Soggy toes.

Those are some moist toes.

by Deskitt May 4, 2021

Moist Mobile

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.

A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.

by somegoober October 7, 2023

moist

Someone weird or like embarrassing. Can give you the ick or weird feeling, they’re usually a beg. Usually used to describe males who do gay shit like make bands and fake being high or drunk. Very embarrassing and contagious disease xx

person 1: “did you watch ‘daniels’ story ?”
person 2: “yhh... ‘the godfathers’ are too moist”

by flowersdiehard January 2, 2022

moist ruckus

Sex. Sex is a moist ruckus.

Kids: "how are babies made?"
Parent: "moist ruckus"

by Top92915 June 17, 2016

Moist

When a person is being wet or annoying towards you in behave

Bro your moving bare moist

by mickmapbap April 30, 2025

Moist Teat

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."

Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.

by Gavroche Enjolras November 12, 2012

Moist Diamond

Referring to a middle-aged married woman, known for having moist hands and wearing diamond engagement rings.

God, look over at the Moist Diamond over there, she's already been with 6 people tonight.

by HowdsItGoing March 17, 2025