Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.

I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.

by June 19, 2023

Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

fanny mop

A male with a beard

I wouldn't mind his fanny mop on me

by Don'tforgetyourdreams February 28, 2015

The Mop Squad

An awesome residential cleaning company that doesn't use mops (insert puns)

I called The Mop Squad today!

by TheMopSquad October 11, 2018

mouth mopped

Fucking someone in the ass then pulling out and having poop on the tip of your dick. Then proceeding to wipe it all over the lips of their mouth

Damn! Pa just mouth mopped Bob bad!

by MGD 1 January 07, 2024

mopping hoes

Mopping Hoes: To hit some fatty tags on the bomb, or to fuck a fat booty bitch.

guy 1: yo dawg, you see jason last night?

guy 2: yah man! he was mopping hoes (hittin a girl with a hella fat ass from the back) forrealll!

by midgetplug November 26, 2021

wop mop

a large penile gland that you slap your ole lady with. preferably in the face. :)

my heather bae dont like it too much when i smack her with my wop mop. i just dont understand...

by bentennisin. September 04, 2015