Abraham Miller

is friends with xander tufts. sits with him in my history class. always is wearing hats to his crappy school, and doesn't do his work

Abraham Miller not doing his work again

by unkown696969 December 6, 2022

millerism

Building of ones self . Goals , achievements ,success.

She has worked hard on her millerism

by MilKwan October 8, 2018

Miller’s Mom

The hottest mom that any person could have. Any form of “Miller” is doubtless to have an extremely attractive mother, as proven by science. Any person named Miller is bound to get tons of shit from their friends for having such a hot mother.

“Yo bro did you see Miller’s Mom over there? She’s such a milf.”

by Mabua69420 May 6, 2022

techno-millerism

The "it's happening any day now" philosophy of millerism as applied to technology. Useful term to use against techbros who constantly bet hard on things that big tech companies say are the "next big thing"(i.e. crypto, AI, etc.)

"DUDE CRYPTO IS GONNA BE HUGE! JUST YOU WAIT!"

"This is just techno-millerism"

by Semicolon618 May 2, 2024

Miller hand

Swelling, blistering or lacerations of the skin between the thumb and index finger due to excessive opening of screw-off bottle tops.

"I've got a bad case of Miller hand after drinking that crate of beer last night"

by ClownWithNoShoes November 24, 2014

Ezekiel Miller

the best character in total drama (JUSTICE FOR EZEKIEL)

Person 1: “I feel so bad for Ezekiel! He didn’t deserve to go feral!
Person 2: “Ikr!”
Me: “Fun fact! Ezekiel’s last name is Miller, meaning he is Ezekiel Miller!” (I had to put that part so I could post this)

by Ezekiel (TOTAL DRAMA) January 29, 2023

Miller

A man whose penis is so small he's unable to masturbate in the usual manner stroking up and down the shaft, instead he uses one finger and rotates around the tiny head like a miller churning a tiny mill.

My ex is a miller, I couldn't find his cock with the lights turned on.

by PG1979 June 23, 2024