meat jousting

A measure of one's true spirit and merit, according to the old code.
The game is played by two men, charging at eachother with erect penises at the ready, making galloping sounds.
They clash mightily, as the onlookers cheer.
Should one fall, such as slipping on a puddle of precum, a point is scored.
Should both opponents fall, they are to honorably engage in a standing match of swordplay.

"M'Lord, it is considered bad play to engage in meat jousting on an unsuspecting opponent."

"Man, I'm bored. Let's do some meat jousting."

"No, Shannon Kilmer and Matt Isbell are unavailable right now, as they are currently enganged in an invigorating bout of meat jousing."

by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight February 17, 2004

Meat Pocket

A place for someone to stick thier dick, usually a pussy.

Damn Tony, I got wasted last night and put my dick in sandra's warm and moist meat pocket.

by Smoking Boner August 27, 2003

black meat

From William S. Burroughs' "Naked Lunch" novel, it means junk such as heroin.

The Black Meat is like a tainted cheese, overpoweringly delicious and nauseating so that the eaters eat and vomit and eat again until they fall exhausted.

by ChuckDewar April 27, 2014

plates of meat

Cockney rhyming slang for 'feet'.

"I'm run off me plates of meat."

by Anonymous August 16, 2002

Meat wings

The very top of the inner legs of a man where the skin of the of the inner leg meets with the ball sack.

oh beard of zeus, I got a back sack and crack the other day and now my meat wings are itching like crazy!

by Shwanbo January 23, 2011

meat baiter

one who entices or tricks another into gazing at his meat

Pete left his shower door open to bait Kenny into gazing at his meat. Makeing Pete a meat baiter

by Samhatt September 26, 2006

meat mask

a meat mask is when a man drapes his tubesteak down anothers nose and lays his balls in here eyes.

i gave that filthy tramp a meatmask after she sucked me off.

by meathead April 22, 2005