marriage

marriage something that happens to people sometimes in a good way or bad either way first-night = getting laid

person 1: hey wanna play some game of warzone of someshit
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago

person 1: bruh why did you get married

person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky

by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021

Id's Marriage

A marriage that is performed on impulse by one or both of the married couple. The couple may barely know each other or have just met and have decided to get married on the whim. A marriage based upon the satisfaction of the moment, just like Sigmund Freud's theory of the id.


Also, an impulsive marriage that is based on what are considered to be odd reasons to get married (i.e. spur of the moment, love at first sight, etc)

"She was dating this guy for one week, and now this wedding is going to be Id's marriage!"

by mesaul December 29, 2008

Marriaged

marriage married

“What’s yours is mine. What’s mine is yours.”

“That’s marriage, not dating. We aren’t marriaged, so no.”

by Branflavin October 28, 2019

nibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's nibling's spouse.

My nibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Can This Marriage Be Saved?

Knowing when to end a long-term relationship starts with knowing why things aren't working.

In this "Can This Marriage Be Saved?" article, she says he flirts too much, and he says she's overly jealous.

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023

great-grandnibling-by-marriage

Spouse's great-grandnibling.

My great-grandnibling-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

aunt-by-marriage

Pibling's wife.

My aunt-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023