"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022
Get the Murphy squirtsmug. When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.
by FuryUSness November 20, 2017
Get the pulled a Murphymug. 
by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022
Get the Murphy-Mitchellmug. A lovely beautiful girl. Very sporty and determined. She LOVES pastries. She is very introverted, but when you get to know her, you will realize how special she really is. She is an explorer and basically immune against anything poisonous! She could defeat anyone. Very smart although she doubts herself sometimes.
by Dwarf23 June 29, 2023
Get the Murphymug. Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.
Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018
Get the Murphy's Lawmug. The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.
"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."
"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."
"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."
by Captain Pimptastic March 1, 2023
Get the Murphy Duckmug.