by Nadou Castiel November 7, 2017

A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 29, 2023

p 1: "ohemgee! ____ told me he loved me yesterday!!!!!"
p 2: "bro come on now we all know mfs that say "I Love You" are liars. LAMAOAMOAMOAMAOMAOAOM
p 2: "bro come on now we all know mfs that say "I Love You" are liars. LAMAOAMOAMOAMAOMAOAOM
by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie February 12, 2023

A narcissist's passive way of telling someone "I'm not going to love you, I have better things to do. Go love yourself." This is done with the intention of gaslighting the addressee into thinking that they are actually in a normal conversation, when in fact, they have been manipulated in the most passive, charismatic, and grammatically-correct way possible.
"I missed you and I just wanted to know if you were able to talk!"
"I...have to go to work now. Love you! ~"
"I...have to go to work now. Love you! ~"
by silly-echidna March 29, 2025

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

by ucouldn3va April 10, 2022

Phrase used to describe a desire to fornication with a younger adult of the same gender, simply to try to convince them they need to read a self help book.
by CellusMan December 2, 2020
