Biscuit Lifter

Work shy layabout / couch potato who's biggest exercise is eating biscuits

What does he do - he's a biscuit lifter

by En70 November 28, 2015

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toilet lifter

1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.

1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.

by Jboy69 June 23, 2017

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Skirt-lifter

Informal term for particularly virulent female flatulence.

The woman farted. It was a real skirt-lifter.

by The Great Canadian dogfox December 1, 2017

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cart lifter

Someone who takes your stuff and/or shopping cart, typically at Wal-Mart.

Where's my shopping cart?

What happened to my stuff?
The cart lifter at Wal-Mart strikes again!

by worldtraveler007 May 30, 2018

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A guy that is rumored to be "bad news" but is actually one of the best people you will ever meet. He is an amazing friend to have and will be there for you no matter what. He puts everyone before himself. He'll cheer you up even when he's the one who needs support. He the sweetest guy you will (n)ever have the honor of knowing. If you are lucky enough to date him, he will treat you as if you are the most important and beautiful being on the planet. He knows he's not perfect and doesn't force you to be. Overall he is the best guy to ever walk the face of earth and I love him with every ounce of my being.

ME: Kevin Lester is my boyfriend.
FRIEND: He's cute
ME: I'll kill you if you even blink in his direction

by Ganeva_Dark December 26, 2018

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