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League Moment

a league moment is used similarly to the bruh moment but only when someone gets fucked by somebody elses actions or get rejected by the other gender
"Adam shitted on the floor today and the teacher threw me to detention"
"what a league moment my broski"
by nuffels October 28, 2021
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The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Saudi Pro League

Abbreviation: SPL
The Saudi Arabian football league, commonly known as the "Camel League".

It was created by Arab royalty for entertainment, so astronomical funds are spent, and big names from all over the world are bought for an amount that surpasses that of big European clubs.

Basically, it is a place where players who are no longer suitable for Europe go, and except for the star players who are bought, it is a league where Arab camel traders and milkmen play, so in a sense it is like a circus or a show, and has no value as football.

Despite this, some fans say that "the Saudi League is more competitive than the Bundesliga or Ligue 1," but they probably cannot accept that their idol is finished.
A: "Ronaldo, the superstar of the Saudi Pro League, has scored 50 goals, so why can't he score in the EURO or the World Cup?"

B: "Goals in the Camel League have no value. Roughly 100 goals are equivalent to one goal in the Premier League."
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League of Legends

an F tier moba game created in 2009 by a dogshit company Riot Games. Enjoyed by pedophiles, overweight neckbeards and autists the world over. If the subpar graphic quality wasn't bad enough the shitty champs available to play as are even worse. the only skills required for this game is button mashing Q and E and raging in the online chat like a tourettes patient.
person 1: im bored i need some new game reqs but dont want to spend a lot of money.
person 2: you should download League of Legends, its free and i play every day.
person 1: League? are you shitting me? that is actually the worst game. Tbh id rather play animal crossings.

person 2: wym? its such a fun eSport and theres so many cool champs to chose from, I play Caitlyn top lane every day.
person 1: yea.. I'm really starting to question your morale. at first you seemed chill, but after what you just said you come off as the hentai weeb type.
by Kos645379 April 28, 2022
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League of Legends

You play league of legends? Wow
What a turn off.
by Tickytac420 May 1, 2022
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Ivy League school of the south

A term used to describe the University of Florida, created by arrogant students who believe they are better than everyone else when in reality they will never come close to the levels of Brown, Columbia, etc.
"Welcome to UF, commonly referred to as the Ivy league school of the south due to its high rankings regionally."
by nickcityplanner July 31, 2022
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