the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
by wordqueens3 March 03, 2011
A man usually of dark skin color or African descent, which has been depicted as a marine animal, typically a lobster, in some way shape or form.
Person 1: Hey, that African guy who voiced the lobster in The Little Mermaid just got into a car accident.
Person 2: Oh, that burnt lobster? What a shame.
Person 2: Oh, that burnt lobster? What a shame.
by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023
Nickname of the NHL team New York Islanders. Started after a a gif of a dog wearing a lobster costume was posted by the Islanders twitter. Fans connected this to a clip of "The Amanda Show" on nickelodeon where someone says "case dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters!" The team has picked it up since.
by lobster boys June 14, 2021
When you dip the end of your penis into a a cub of used crab or lobster butter after eating at a sea food restaurant, you then let the butter harden on the top of your penis and then masturbate and shoot the capped off penis butter and seamen into your partners mouth showing them a whole new dimension of flavor!
Bro that crazy girl Becca let me give her some lobster magma after we went to red lobster for date night!
by Vlex614 November 07, 2023
1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?
Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.
Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.
by Gabe Feltenstoner May 26, 2011
The best friend you can wish, always there for you and mostly gay or pan-sexual. Goes trough hard times with you and always helps you! Your friendship is probably 10/10 bc she it!!! Appreciate her!
by Mila-beela March 14, 2018
by StonedAF October 13, 2023