lag balls

To take a long time

Im sorry i lag balls but ill be there soon.

by Fuuckslut September 5, 2018

water lag

Disturbances in the
freedom to feel like ur
moving normally in water, specially when you’re trying to fight someone or walk fast in a pool.

“Damn, last pool party he tried to hit me in the pool but thanks to the water lag he barely had energy to do so, that’s how I knocked his dumb ass out.”

by M. Denny April 21, 2022

local lag

An excuse bitches make when they can’t properly play a game due to their extremely low skill level.

Mike: “You only won because of the local lag from these controllers. Get better ones and run it back.

by xXMorgasmicXx September 19, 2020

LAG YoBoyTy

Has a BIGGG COCK and is also funny. Very aggressive in sex.

Please say you are a Lag YoBoyTy

by LAG YoBoyTy January 18, 2019

Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 2, 2024

Lag

Lag is a word that you can use when you feel confused or overwhelmed or when you hear or see something wired or awkward .

someone: omg jen cheated on her gf !
me: i feel *lag*
maya mlglga
shaden mlglg
mai mlglga

by afuckingbingbigcow December 4, 2021

Jet Lag

When your significant other goes on the Japanese Exchange and Teaching (JET) program and you stayed home missing them a lot.

She's on her first year of the JET program. I feel so JET lagged.

by serpentlover January 10, 2017