JIt-lag

When your significant other takes a trip without you and she catches the red eye back to you. You fill her up with jizz and she’s too tired to complain about.

I called my girlfriend in San Francisco and I told her when she gets back to New York she will have some jit-lag.

by Coolsaint3 February 22, 2020

On the lag

On the lag(er), means spending multiple days drinking alcohol (usually associated with lads holidays)

Been on the lag in Benidorm for 2 weeks lad

by Batis1970 July 28, 2018

Jail-lag

When a person is released from jail after several years and behaves as if they are still the same age as they went in.

She got jail-lag because after spending 5 years locked up, she is still acting like she's 18 .

by waterdew1 September 1, 2016

Chalmer’s Lag

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.

4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro

by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023

Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

Lag

Bad.

shit lag

by i_hatelag69 February 26, 2021

Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation

I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!

by jfitty359 August 30, 2019