"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
Get the Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. mug.(v.) When you wake up next to a giant, mute man-puppet who subsequently offers you a breakfast sandwich for no apparent reason.
Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep
Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep
Dude, I nearly shit my pants when I woke up with the King. How the fuck did that asshole get into my room again? I also think he might have raped me this time, but I'm not pressing charges because he gave me a breakfast sandwich.
by John Hold October 8, 2004
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Colonel: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"?
Snake: Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!
Colonel: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.
Snake: That's a low blow, Colonel!
Colonel: Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!
Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?!
Colonel: La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo.
Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!! COLONEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colonel: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"?
Snake: Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!
Colonel: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.
Snake: That's a low blow, Colonel!
Colonel: Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!
Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?!
Colonel: La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo.
Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!! COLONEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Joe McLary August 24, 2009
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Get the she kinda bad tho mug.mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.
would you kindly 1up this?
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.
would you kindly 1up this?
after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.
*later in the game*
SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.
*later in the game*
SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!
by BE_PREPARED! October 5, 2007
Get the would you kindly mug.A kink where people usually get aroused by being humiliated during sexual activity. Praise can also be added in.
Choking, spitting, slapping, and hair pulling usually are included.
Words like:
- slut
- whore
- bitch
are used
Choking, spitting, slapping, and hair pulling usually are included.
Words like:
- slut
- whore
- bitch
are used
Dom: Does my pretty cumslut, feel good?
Sub: Yes love.
Dom: That's a good girl.
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Dom: Who's my little whore.
Sub: I am a little whore.
Dom: Yes you are baby.
Dom: Yo bro, my girl has a serious degrading kink
Friend: Manee she a keeper
Sub: Yes love.
Dom: That's a good girl.
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Dom: Who's my little whore.
Sub: I am a little whore.
Dom: Yes you are baby.
Dom: Yo bro, my girl has a serious degrading kink
Friend: Manee she a keeper
by letmelookawaygirl February 20, 2022
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