July 4

National gay day

It’s a date to not have to say no Homo to your homies July 4th is that day

by Communism lord November 27, 2019

july 24

“BIG DICK BOII SMOKE CHRONIC BIG DICK BDB SMOKE WEEDEWE”

on july 24 we use this saying all day “hey how are yo-” “ I HAVE A BIG DICK BDB BIG DICK BOII SMOKE CHRONIC BIG DICK BDB SMOKE WEEDEWE”

by bigmouthboii October 15, 2019

July 20th

National Suck Your Boyfriends Dick Day

Why suck your boyfriends dick? Because it’s July 20th

by Colden6969 July 19, 2020

July 19

Today is grab dick day

Girl: grabs dick
Guy:🤤
July 19th is the best day for boys

by Bevster October 16, 2019

July the 13th

The baddest bitch was born on July 13th. She/he is the hottest person you will ever meet in your life. Dont ever take them for granted cause they crazy bitches and will not hesitate to stab you to death.

"Oh yeah I know a girl born on July the 13th, she's hot asf. She could get some tbh."

by Løwkeyy.køtabear November 4, 2019

July 1

the day that you have to slap your best friend on the back of their neck as hard as you can. then leave them there on the ground crying.

friend: its July 1 you know what that mean
friend 2: please no

by justsomeasiankid March 11, 2020

30 July

Lazy day don’t go to work just have a big sleep in and chill watch Netflix have the biggest rest ever

Boss: COME TO WORK NOW!

Bob: it’s 30 July

Boss: and?
Bob: it’s a day to chill and have a sleep in

by Xx aesthetic xX November 6, 2021