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No way jose

When a mexican man rapes you tight little ass
by Turbo_racist October 17, 2023
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JOSE ANTONIO GARCÍA ESCANDÓN

Some idiot who got baited into letting a bot look up his name up on Urban Dictionary instead of doing his fucking job.
Also someone who will give me the 1 point on the exam
JOSE ANTONIO GARCÍA ESCANDÓN you should do your job!
by markibariki October 23, 2023
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Jose E. Huerta

A super cool and Hot man who everyone wants both sexually and platonically in their beds.
That dude is such a Jose E. Huerta
by Management44 November 15, 2023
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Jose

“Jose broke my heart
by The boy Kendrick November 20, 2023
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Jose M.

If you know a Jose M., you're one lucky person. Jose is considerate and will always listen, even if he's a jerk. Jose has gone through a lot and deserves the world. Beautiful brown eyes and long curly hair (6'0 >:3), and is a silly dork. world's bestest man.
"Who's that guy over there? he's so perfect!!"

"That's Jose M."

"Oh, iris' perfect boyfriend!!"
by IR1SXX0 December 23, 2023
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Ryan Jose Duarte

My king dream daddy 😩😩😩😡😡
My glorious king 😓😓😓🥵🥵
by anonymous December 23, 2023
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jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 9, 2024
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