Jon

this is a name name just any name not a regular name but an awsome name and rare name fuck who ever insulted my name by saying it just a name.

hey jon looking real ocky today

by jersemty April 25, 2021

Jon-Richardsoned

Eating food that is perfectly good for the singular reason of saving it from going to the bin simply because a family member did not want it and it had already been made to be eaten

I Jon-Richardsoned a slice of cake last night because my SO didn't eat his and by today it would have been no good.

by HappyKart February 10, 2023

Jon

Jon is the sweetest boy with the biggest smile. Very few people know his true self as he keeps his personal feelings to himself, but the few that do know he’s an amazing person with a big heart. He’s very empathetic and kind. Jon spends his time listening to music, playing guitar, and thinking about his girlfriend. In school he tries to be mysterious, but under all of that he’s probably listening to tv girl and playing Pokémon go on his phone.

Jon is so :3

by Thumperdough November 25, 2023

Jon O

A coward who lies about eveything and anything . They also have people take test for them usually at the college level . They will bet on eveything but never bet !

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Jon o what color is the grass?
“The grass is blue”

by MarkieMoe December 11, 2018

Jon Parm

Jon, what can I say. He's got the biggest dick but it gets no use :( some would say that he has three legs, a tripod if you will. He lusts after girls that play him. He is the best video game player and is the best at Elden ring. He never gets distracted from his homework and never watches something else while he should be trying to do it. He always has those sexy red sports goggles that make all the bitches run, in what direction is up to you. Jon never shuts up about "sub 2" and he gets hard thinking about it. Speaking of getting hard did I mention that he has a big dick at least 4 maybe even 5 inches, huge!! His discord notifications are always going off and he has the cutest laugh and an even cuter butt.

"AHHH its Jon Parm, run before his massive cock crushes you"

by Nick t October 13, 2022

Jon Craig

A perfect example of a real man. He's someone that loves hard and doesn't give up on the ones he loves no matter how bad it gets. He's a true blessing to have on your side, but watch out if you're on his bad side because Craig's don't play. He's someone you can take home to your family. He's a sex God so every female wants him. He's someone that you'll regret ever losing. He's a different kind of breed, someone you can't help but to fall in love with.

Jon Craig is one kick ass guy.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.

by BearCherryPie January 15, 2024

Jon jone’ed

To be hit by a 2012 Bentley Continental GT

I Jon jone’ed your cat

by Perkelegias November 4, 2023