Jon-Claude

One of a kind name. As it belong to a one of a kind guy. Smart, handsome and strong. Not to mention he definitely has a large Pen*s and always ends up rich.

Hay Jon-Claude, take that big thing out your pocket.

by Oxford big Dicktionary November 23, 2021

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Jon Drinks Water

A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.

-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT

by JonDrinksWaterCommenter January 8, 2021

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A perfect example of a real man. He's someone that loves hard and doesn't give up on the ones he loves no matter how bad it gets. He's a true blessing to have on your side, but watch out if you're on his bad side because Craig's don't play. He's someone you can take home to your family. He's a sex God so every female wants him. He's someone that you'll regret ever losing. He's a different kind of breed, someone you can't help but to fall in love with.

Jon Craig is one kick ass guy.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.

by BearCherryPie January 15, 2024

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Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.

I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrived… I have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.

by Renewables July 5, 2022

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