jon

jon is the sexiest most angelic being, not just on earth but in the entire universe so NO OTHER MFS SHOULD EVEN TRY LIKE HE WAKES UP EVERYDAY AS HIMSELF AND THATS ALREADY INTIMIDATING ENOUGH… he’s the sweetest most understanding, giving, loving and compassionate person there is and he has the hottest gf, this man is the full package the real deal the one and only, his gf lowkey golem though she be saying all this “my precious” shit. jon’s smile is so uplifting, he is sunshine as a person although he needs to not be so hard on himself as he doesn’t realise just how amazing he truely is, HE SLAYS EVERYDAY with his unmatched charm and intelligence and warm personality. a future model and incredible boyfriend HEHEH

yo stay away from jon else his amazing gf will bite yo hoe ass

by slaygay April 17, 2022

Jon Hung

fatass but funny

Jon Hung FATASS!

by Divvvvv April 23, 2023

Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".

Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......

by 79.123erect July 22, 2009

jon arbuckle eyes

When you are high and your eye lids look like Jon Arbuckle from the Garfield comics.

"He's so high, he's got Jon Arbuckle eyes".

by Gertrude Ebenezer McGillicuddy April 10, 2024

Jon Tupi

A Local name for beanie hat in Bangladesh.
Tupi (/টুপি/) means Hat.

Context:
Mr. Jon Kabir introduced beanie hats in Bangladesh, slouchy beanies to be specific. As a macho, he pulled off beanies like no one else and slaying to this date.

Back to the story, as a trailblazer for beanie— it got popular overtime and started to become known as "Jon Tupi" and soon it took over the scene being "Jon Tupi" here.

- Are you wearing Jon Tupi?

- No, it's a beanie!

by retiredretardreturns January 14, 2024

jon olav

Its a norwegian name used for intelligent people or people that loves BMW, everyone else knows that BMW is bad, but this creature that spawns in Norway thinks it is good. His friends are usually idiots but he still loves them, if u ever meet a Jon Olav you are the luckiest guy ever because he is a cute boy.

"Hey did you meet my new friend he is into bmw"
"Dude he has to be a Jon Olav"

by ItzBirk March 16, 2018

Jon

Jon is a guy who trys to fit in but deep down hes gay but doesnt want to admit it. He acts very gay and doesnt want to admit it. All of his friends know hes gay and he gets mad at them.

Wow did you see how gay jon was acting the other day? Yeah I know hes always like that Jon's pretty gay

by Longgggg November 27, 2018