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tom jones

very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.

his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next
i dont really know how to fit tom jones into a sentence
by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021
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hit the jones

1:Man, last night she let me hit the jones
2: O shit son
by David Hope April 2, 2008
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griffin jones

did you hear that?
no what was it?
griffin jones just made someone scream at the top of their lungs
by sumsexymofo December 11, 2018
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Cameron Jones

by 1000000 November 10, 2017
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Jennifer Jones

by yuh boi yuh December 13, 2017
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Buttermilk Jones

Verb. To dominate others during a competition or execute masterfully in a solitary activity.
We were up 7-0 after the first inning, we gave them the full Buttermilk Jones.

I set a new personal record on that ascent, I Buttermilk Jonesed that climb.
by SGC in San Diego November 10, 2013
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Bailey jones

a guy most commonly known as "BIG B" who is a somewhat ladies man because he is a mega simp
by Shayla Swan July 21, 2020
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