a shoemaker's meal

a bag of chips divided by five.
three doritos and a stick of gum- a shoemaker's meal
by mr. muttinchup August 17, 2010
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Top off meal

A very small meal consumed shortly after a "normal" meal that didn't quite fill you up enough.
Let's stop at a fast food place for a top off meal...just something small. That last meal wasn't quite enough.
by Michelleboommm May 24, 2019
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Happy meal handshake

A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.
Burt: “This area could really use a wine and cheese store”

Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?
by George Zidd August 28, 2019
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ted meal

A meal that belongs to a guy named Ted.
OMG Kelly! Look he has a ted meal!!!
by J.DAWGdizzle May 01, 2016
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Oven Meal

A Jewish woman you'd save from the ovens in exchange for sexual favours
Have you seen shira? Shes such an oven meal.
~Cillian
by Cillian4206969420 January 27, 2025
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Three Course Meal

When you p*ss, sh*t, then c*m in somebody’s mouth.
Keep acting up and I’ll give you a three course meal.
by GreasyShart47 November 28, 2024
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chopper meal

The copper meal comes with a dirty burger made by phill Collins and a Raleigh chopper bike aswell they are the best meals to get if your a skits cunt
Jim Lahey:You got any chopper meals Phil

Phil: yeah Jim got loads
by BigFackenLez.2 March 03, 2024
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