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Vegas kid issues

When a kid's parents spend all their money gambling so don't have any money to spend on their kid
"That kid never goes anywhere or has any money"
"Yeah, talk about Vegas kid issues"
by Terranovator December 28, 2022
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Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig
Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022
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the vecna issue

"Vecna" is a character from DND popularized by Stranger Things Season 4. The Vecna Issue is when a mysterious form of media is given context, and isn't as mysterious anymore. Other examples would be giving "levels" to the Backrooms and adding random monsters into it as well.
1: Some people don't understand that fear of the unknown is the scariest type of fear.

2: Yeah, I didn't need to know Vecna created the Mind Flayer, now it's just kind of boring.

3: Yeah, I'd call that the Vecna Issue. When you add context to something that has none, making it way less scary.

1&2: I agree.
by toadestool August 25, 2022
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Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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monumental skill issue

a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.

This phrase elevates the more commonly known "skill issue" and is guarantee to cause whomever you use this phrase upon to burst a blood vessel.

it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.

see also: BM; toxic
'Monumental skill issue being defined'
'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like a monumental skill issue'
'Usually worse than skill issue'
The Tim wanted me to scarce you comes from the derived term skill issue usually meaning that the person who has a skill issue is worse than a skill issue it is then become a monumental skill issue'
by _soul_ June 28, 2023
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Massive skill issue

Leaving your seamoth in a reaper-infested area in Subnautica
He lost his seamoth because he had a massive skill issue
by Bickering82 August 1, 2023
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