dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.
Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.
by ManMan36 May 11, 2016
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Million Dollar Limit

The limit of what you would do hypothetically for a million dollars. Can be substituted for any other dollar amount.
Jake: Hey man is eating a koala within your million dollar limit?
Dirk: Of course. Is it within yours?
Jake: God no, I could never.
by TG8 April 19, 2014
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Dollar Store Shoes

This phrase is usually only used when you spot someone with obvious fake shoes but mostly used overall with very terrible quality shoes
Oh man my brother got the Dollar Store Shoes
by OhWhatDaHeellOhMyGawdNoWaayy November 07, 2022
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Dollars over everything

Nothing comes before the money
Everytime Jim’s comes around he always brings his dollars over everything Mind frame
by Doeskii October 22, 2022
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Iraqi-ass-dollar

The act of creasing any denomination of paper currency the long way; placing the bill between one's ass cheecks. This must be held for a period no less than 30 minutes prior to exchanging for goods or services.
While riding to purchase a jeep Cherokee, a 1 hour 45 minute drive away, my cousin informed me he had a surprise. Before arriving on our long car ride he pulls over counts his hundred dollar bills and says one is missing. Pulls one out of his ass and says my "Iraqi-ass-dollar!!! Let's ride!!!"
by Reyer December 24, 2012
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Bag full of dollars

Synonym of "wallet". A portable container for holding any amount of currency, regardless of form.

The container does not need to be full, or even contain currency, as long as it is where one would normally look for currency.

This phrase may be used when one cannot recall the word "wallet" or desires to use a more informal term.
Remember to bring your .. your .. um .. "bag full of dollars" to the store.
by mesi November 23, 2022
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Dollar Store Lesbian

A straight girl that does gay things.

Human Queer Baiting.
Girl: "I love this girl so much. We cuddle, kiss, hold hands, spend all our time together, have sleepovers, bathe together, and live together. She also has more pride merch than I do. Too bad she has a boyfriend and is straight."

Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."

Lesbian: I want Lesbians.

Mom: We have Lesbians at home.

Lesbians at Home: Are straight.
by Neon Ant May 16, 2022
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