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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Russell Alexander Kitchens

The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.
Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!
by anonymoussausagelady March 25, 2024
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kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
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Kitchen syndrome

you’ve ordered a meal, the hunger is continually developing and in result you keep looking towards the kitchen pass
I’m so hungry, I have such bad kitchen Syndrome *stares at every waiter coming from the kitchen*
by I Neubs July 15, 2022
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West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA
O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!
by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022
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Kitchen Cleaner

guys i picked up a new Kitchen Cleaner yesterday, Look there SHE is.
by Vincent is brain dead June 15, 2022
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kitchenism

kitchenism is a range of socio-political movements and ideologies that aim to define and establish the political, economic, personal, and social equality of the women should work on kitchen and are made for working on kitchens.
every man should support kitchenism!
by Iman tehrani June 18, 2022
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