When someone says something horny and waits until after people give their reactions to decide whether or not they were serious. If people seem uncomfortable or start laughing, they treat it like it was meant to be a joke the entire time.
"Jason asked Jessica to step on him, but laughed like he had made the funniest joke ever when she told him he was disgusting."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."
by Dyspros December 17, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Hornymug. when someone is horny and their moans sound like a chicken squaking
or when someone is acting like well "a horny chicken" aka doing something gay or really downright retarded
or when someone is acting like well "a horny chicken" aka doing something gay or really downright retarded
by carnette September 23, 2023
Get the horny chickenmug. 
When your hitting a woman from behind so hard that she chatters. She than disappears and a new woman with a a fedora comes in and gives you a foot job whilst you ask where’s perry.
Dave: I was so confused when she did the horny platypus on me last night
Phinneas: No one gives a shit Dave
Phinneas: No one gives a shit Dave
by Biggie dick November 30, 2018
Get the Horny platypusmug. While driving, Bridget was thinking about how Matt licked her pussy earlier that day and she got re-horny.
by DrippingWet November 17, 2013
Get the re-hornymug. I am awake, and also gay-horny.
I think I'm going to hang out with Andres and Oscar today. I'm feeling a little gay-horny.
I think I'm going to hang out with Andres and Oscar today. I'm feeling a little gay-horny.
by Asloetxo June 13, 2011
Get the Gay-hornymug. Saul is being horny because of the porn videos,his cock is getting hard and ready to cum.And ready to fuck a guy
by The Horny teenager December 31, 2020
Get the Being hornymug.